I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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