Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
