yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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