Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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