I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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