So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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