I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Who died my cat blue again?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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