But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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