Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
