new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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