The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So. Much. Porn.
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