about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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