I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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