Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
