Sry I called you an 8
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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