I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
How naked do you want me to be?
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