When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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