He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Quick, to the slutcave!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Holy shit dude........stairs
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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