This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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