I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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