In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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