...so i touched it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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