I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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