Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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