Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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