your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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