your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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