i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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