he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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