69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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