Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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