There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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