The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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