dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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