Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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