Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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