I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
why does every cop we meet know your name?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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