who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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