Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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