I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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