God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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