Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
