Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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