Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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