More tranny stories later!
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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