On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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