At least make sure they are 18
Why
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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