Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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