didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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