i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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