Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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