You really coming over, don't trick.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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