Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Randomize
