Where did you get a picture of my penis
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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