Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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